For your convenience, all the haiku status updates via Twitter thus far:
Aching left shoulder/must have slept on it funny/while dreaming of you.
11:12 AM Aug 3rd from txt
EDIT: Breaking news--driving/north on interstate, canoe/still attatched to roof.
1:04 PM Jul 31st from txt
Driving north on the/interstate--good company,/good car snacks, good times.
1:01 PM Jul 31st from txt
Rainy Saturday,/snoozing baby, full teacup--/still dissatisfied.
9:38 AM Jul 25th from txt
Partying like a/rock star-if rock stars sit in/the nose bleed section.
2:40 PM Jul 19th from txt
Baby babbling/reminds me of childhood and/glossolalia.
10:31 AM Jul 16th from txt
My cell phone contract/stinks to high heaven and will/expire July 8.
3:56 PM Jun 25th from txt
Down from the mountain./Filled with glorious fresh air/and intense knee pain.
8:11 AM Jun 24th from txt
Driving by myself./Delicious freedom made more/so by those at home.
10:07 AM Jun 18th from txt
RT from Threadless.com: haikus are easy/but sometimes they don't make sense/refrigerator
8:10 AM Jun 17th from txt
In motel room with/baby, husband, and cable./Life is beautiful.
7:42 AM Jun 16th from txt
Last service on my/last Sunday at Redeemer./Going to bed soon.
5:33 PM Jun 7th from txt
Just had productive/and joyful meeting. Is that/an oxymoron?
6:36 PM Jun 5th from txt
Crack in the windshield/zigs and zags, creeping ever/closer to ruin.
10:25 AM Jun 1st from web
I've been playing Four-/Square since before you were born./I still suck at it.
8:05 PM May 10th from txt
Other signs of spring:/coughing,sneezing, runny eyes/and nose, itchy skin.
12:11 PM May 2nd from txt
Signs of spring: crocus/blooming, bright green leaves, tent worms/falling on my head. #haiku
4:00 PM May 1st from txt
Getting more done now,/ironically, than before/advent of baby.
11:35 AM Apr 28th from txt
Big celebration:/Abby has successfully/rolled herself over!
9:39 AM Apr 27th from txt
Four deceased raccoons./Its disturbing and not a/little expensive.
10:59 AM Apr 26th from txt
Freaking gorgeous day./I mean, seriously, it/is. Have you seen it?
10:10 AM Apr 26th from txt
Haiku for homeless/simulation: weather is/too damn nice for this.
2:06 PM Apr 25th from txt
Late returning film./Have now spent two whole dollars/on The Mummy 3.
4:10 PM Apr 24th from txt
A morning without/the baby. Whatever will/I do with myself?
7:57 AM Apr 23rd from txt
Hail hits my windshield/suddenly and disappears/just as suddenly.
10:54 AM Apr 21st from txt
revision courtesy of Loving Husband: Night. Max & Erma's./Carry-out takes about as/long as dining in.
8:25 PM Apr 20th from txt
Night. Max & Ermas./Delicious burgers coming./All's right with the world.
8:22 PM Apr 20th from txt
Making up a dish/for dinner tonight. Let's hope/it doesn't kill us.
4:53 PM Apr 15th from txt
My week of working/very little has gotten/off to a bad start.
4:18 PM Apr 14th from txt
Is talking to the/baby justification/for talking to self?
3:31 PM Apr 13th from txt
Post-Easter let-down/made worse by overcast sky/and pile of laundry.
2:39 PM Apr 13th from txt
The Resurrection/is about justice. God wants/repentance and love.
6:55 AM Apr 12th from txt
Jesus desperate,/moments from agony. Says/Pilate, "What is truth?"
7:25 AM Apr 10th from txt
Maundy Thursday is/hard, empty-making, joyful,/flat, and exhausting.
5:05 PM Apr 9th from txt
kielbasa shortcakes/for dinner: they are not as/bad as they sound, yo.
6:28 PM Apr 7th from txt
Post box near my house:/convenient, reliable,/and now, strangely, gone.
10:12 AM Apr 7th from txt
Snow in Holy Week:/appropriate, no? and yet/my heart longs for spring.
10:56 AM Apr 6th from txt
might finish digging/up the front garden before/dark. Or she might not.
5:36 PM Apr 4th from txt
Deep breath in and out,/pleasant aches. Morning yoga,/how i have missed you.
8:19 AM Apr 3rd from txt
Shaky from hunger./Tomato soup and caesar/salad hit the spot.
12:50 PM Apr 2nd from txt
Pushing your daughter/on a swing and her laughing./What could be better?
6:28 PM Apr 1st from txt
Preschooler made me/rethink stance on cookies: ice/cream's portable, too.
2:34 PM Apr 1st from txt
Why must you always/interrupt me when I'm in/the middle of a-
7:06 PM Mar 31st from txt
Back aches, sun in my/eyes, stomach heavy with fried egg./best commute ever
6:23 PM Mar 30th from txt
To do: laundry, walk,/consolidate grad school loans,/become Enlightened.
5:01 PM Mar 30th from txt
It's going to get/worse before it gets better./The truth just hit me.
4:12 PM Mar 30th from txt
Walking home, cold wind./Should have brought a jacket. Still,/invigorating.
11:24 AM Mar 28th from txt
McKay's used book store/is a labyrinth of joy/minus minotaur.
1:00 PM Mar 26th from txt
To do: catch up on/reading, eat salad, make art,/let go of expectations.
9:36 AM Mar 25th from txt
hardees for breakfast/cinnamon raisin biscuits/make me weep with joy
7:52 AM Mar 24th from txt
Yardwork is thankless./except for new shoots and buds/which are quite polite.
4:32 PM Mar 22nd from txt
Early spring, freezing./Traffic a block over. Birds/chanting early mass.
6:30 AM Mar 22nd from txt
Sitting on the porch,/watching cars and trucks go by./Abby is enthralled.
4:10 PM Mar 20th from txt
No haiku today/too exhausted to compose/cleaning house instead.
8:42 AM Mar 19th from txt
Left screaming baby/with Nana. Feeling guilty/and also relieved.
9:00 AM Mar 18th from txt
Up early. It's still/dark and silent. Abby's eyes/open, silence flees.
6:57 AM Mar 17th from txt
The moneychangers/and Jesus in the Temple:/Law as fence or door.
4:31 PM Mar 15th from txt
away from home, full/night's sleep, no midnight feeding./I miss the baby.
7:59 AM Mar 14th from txt
haman taschen and/tea for breakfast, pie for lunch,/regret for dinner.
7:32 AM Mar 13th from txt
Steam rises from my/teacup like souls to heaven/or flies from rotten meat
7:03 AM Mar 12th from txt
Aesthetic splendor:/sunset, Van Gogh, Beethoven,/and paisley trousers.
6:50 PM Mar 11th from txt
Folding diapers in/the morning is like praying/God is here with me.
5:38 AM Mar 10th from txt
Hot buttered biscuits/peach preserves and country ham/Need a bigger belt.
12:52 PM Mar 9th from txt
Rain is immanent/clouds hang like dropped ceiling/clothes still on the line?
7:30 PM Mar 8th from txt
Jesus is awesome/ditto Buddha and Moses/Who me? I'm okay.
6:01 AM Mar 8th from txt